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Fun political fact:
The Conservative MP for my town is a clown. And not in the “What are you doing” way, i mean they perform at kids parties. Thing is, she’s married to a professional clown, who she found out was going out and having big gay clown sex. So now she travels with him on jobs as his clown wife, to make sure he’s not having his big gay clown way with other big gay clowns.
True story.
This is pretty awesome. Not the cheating part, just go back and read that paragraph. The only way I can describe it is awesome.